Limericks

There once was a boy from Amsterdam
Who claimed he didn't give a damn
So they took his pig
Gave it a cig
And now he has black smoked ham

There once was a pebble from Mars
Who said there were plenty of gold bars
So astronauts went
And then a man named Kent
Took the pebble in one of his cars

There was was a hat from New York
Who said he had a wart
So the doctor cut him
Called him a nim
So now he has no wart at all